I was right! You should have seen his face when I took superposable Prince Charming out of my bag ...

His face fell when he looked at the shiny armour, and the size of his sword ... which he immediately compared with his own ...

Suddenly, the box wobbled, and Prince Charming moved and made his way to the top of the box ... Guy jumped to the ready

"You think you can take me?" I heard Prince Charming shout from his perching place on the top of the box ...

Guy did not take kindly to this, and taunted him to come down, and show his true worth ...

"En guarde!" Guy cried ... but then realised he felt restricted in his coat ... Prince Charming sniffed, and said - "I will let you take it of, only because I have this gleaming armour, and the fact that you are smaller than me ... ".

"En Guarde again!" Guy cried ... then the tapping of plastic swords began ... !

"What - are you not able to move your 'permanently-wide-and-can't-stand-properly-legs'?" Guy taunted ...

"I'll get you yet!" came the muttered reply ...

Back and forth, back and forth, until I thought they would wear a hold in my carpet pile ...

So he was caught by a quick up and under ...

And staggered back ... and that was just because he found he was bleeding tomato puree!

Guy saw his chance to revel in his win ...

And then scoop to retrieve his NEW and larger sword!!!

He now only wishes it would fit in the scabbard ... but it would appear to be too big *rolls eyes*