When the dolls knew there was a doctor in the house, they went nuts, and all congregated in a waiting room for him ...

His nurse called in the first patient

"The doctor will see you now ..."

"I understand you have had troubles ... please go in the other room and get changed then we will find out what is wrong ... ".

"Do go over to the table ... "

Little Guy got out his stethoscope ...

"Mmmmmm - breathing is rather hollow ... "

"All appears normal ... and your ears?

"Those would appear to be rather blocked with plastic ... perfectly normal, too"

"Well, you would appear to be in good doll health ... can't find anything wrong ... "

"Next patient please ... "

"And you are?"